When the teacher asked his name he replied: "Muhammad".
The teacher says:" you live in France, from now on you're name is Phillip and you will be French"
Little Phillip goes back home and his mom asks him" well little Muhammad, how was school?"
Phillip replied: "I'm French now, my name is Phillip!"
The mom is shocked, an hour later his dad comes home and they both slap Phillip.
The day passes and Phillip goes to class with a black eye, the teacher asks him:"what happened Phillip?"
"An hour after I became French, two Arabs beat the shit out of me!"
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