10 - In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun."
9 - The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter containment unit and a crew of twenty just to go to warp -- the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8 - After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable -- after some Cardassian starvation and torture, Picard looked like crap.
7 - Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
6 - Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
5 - One word: lighsabers.
4 - The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
3 - The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
2 - Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
1 - Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impluse power. Han Solo floors it.
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