"Did you know that I have sex with my wife of 15 years every night?"

"Did you know that I have sex with my wife of 15 years every night?" said one white construction worker to a black co-worker. The black man looked shocked and responded, "How do you manage that? My wife of 9 years barely touches me!"

"Well I just know a good trick," stated the white man. "Every night I tell her a poem," he continued. He went on to give an example.

"Blondie head, Blondie head

Eyes like pools of blue

C'mon over here and I'll make sweet love to you"

"That's genius!" exclaimed the black man. "I'm gonna try it tonight," he said.

The next day the black man came into work with a swollen eye. "What happened?" asked the white man. "I did just like you said but my wife just gave me this swollen eye!" said the black man. "Well what exactly did you say?" questioned the white man.

"Nappy head, Nappy head

Eyes like a frog

C'mon over here and I'll fuck ya like a dog"



-First dirty joke my father ever shared with me :)
-Edit: Didn't post in a very reader friendly format