**First**
There once was a fellow named Dave
Who dug up a whore from her grave
She was moldy as shit
And missing a tit
But think of all the money he saved !
**Second**
A Pacific cruise ship sinks with only three survivors: David, Darren and Daisy.
They swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally.
Eventually Daisy feels so bad about having sex with both David and Darren that she kills herself.
It's sad for David and Darren but they get over it and again nature takes it's course.
After year's time they feel really bad about what they are doing...
.. .so they bury her.
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