Tom, Dick and Harry were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.

Tom, Dick and Harry, three explorers, were captured by cannibals in the jungles of Borneo.

The cannibal chief says to them, "If you pass the tribal test we will let you live. Go into the jungle and gather 10 of the same fruit."

So the three guys scamper into the woods, and Tom comes back first with 10 apples. The Chief explains the trial to him, "You must shove the fruits up your ass without making a sound or you will be eaten."

The first apple was okay but Tom grunted in pain on the second apple, and was promptly killed and went to heaven. Harry comes back with 10 berries and the chief explains the trial to him as well.

Harry doesn't think it should be too tough and begins. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. But on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and is killed.

Tom and Harry meet in heaven where Tom asks, "Harry, why did you laugh? You were so close!" Harry replied, "I couldn't help it. I saw Dick coming with an armload of pineapples."

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