She tells the students that she is going to go through all the letters of the alphabet and each student must tell her one object that starts with that letter...
She begins with "A"
Little Johnny excitedly jumps up and waves his arms in the air shouting "oh oh oh, I know! Pick me!"
Immediately the teacher begins to think of all of the possible bad things Johnny could say beginning with A
She decides to pick someone else
"Susie" - "apple" - "good Susie"
"The next letter is B"
Once again Johnny jumps up and waves his arms. The teacher realizes that she still can't pick him due to the terrible things he might say.
After this process continues for each letter the teacher gets to the letter "R"
Johnny jumps up, and the teacher decides that "R" is safe enough and that there is nothing bad Johnny could say.
She nervously calls out "Johnny, can you name something that begins with R?"
"Why yes" Johnny replies
The teacher holds her breath.
"Rats..."
She sighs a sigh of relief
"...big fucking rats with big giant cocks"
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