Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But whips and chains
Excite me
I like your style
I like you class
But most of all
I like you ass
Guys are like roses
Watch out for the pricks
You can prick you finger
Just don't finger you prick
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So put it in
Twatt's twatt
And that's that
Eat me
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly
If you kiss me
don't be sassy
Use you tongue
and make it nasty
Mental anxiety
Mental break downs
Menstral cramps
Menopause
Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with
MEN?!?!?!?!
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