Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye, his mom is shocked and asks him, what happened.
Little Johnny," I was coming back home in a bus and when our stop came closer, i got up from my seat and so did a lady in the front seat. I saw that her dress was stuck in her ass crack and I pulled it out and she slapped me. I have no idea why she would do that."
His mom is shocked and says," Son, you should never do such things to women , we don't like it. No wonder she got mad."
The next day Little Johnny comes home with another black eye. And his mom in angry now.
Little Johnny, " I was coming back home in the bus and when our stop came closer, i got up from my seat and so did the lady in front of me. I saw that her dress was stuck in her ass crack...."
His mom interrupts, " Son, Didn't I tell you yesterday no to do that. Women don't like when someone does this. What is wrong with you..."
Little Johnny," But mom, I didn't pull her dress out , Tommy who was sitting beside me did. I knew that she is not going to like it, so I pushed it back in."
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