Today's Recommendation

A pretty blonde decides to have a facelift for her 40th birthday. She spends $20,000 and feels pretty good about the results as she now looks so much younger and sexier. On her way home, she stops at a news-stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the salesgirl, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”

“About 22,” is the reply.
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“Nope! I’m exactly 40,” the woman replies with a big smile.
A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, “I’d guess about 21.”
The woman says happily, “Nope, I’m 40. I guess I look so much younger, right? Hehe.”
Now she’s feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, “Lady, I’m 68 and my eyesight is not so good. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are. You want to let me try?”
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, “What the hell, go ahead.”
The old man immediately slips both his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and gentlely. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently rubs each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other too!
After a few more minutes of this, she says, “Okay, okay…How old am I?”
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, “Madam, you are 40.”
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, “That was incredible, how could you tell?”
The old man says, “Promise you won’t get mad?”
“I promise I won’t.” she says.
“I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”