It's the Mailman's last day of work.

He goes to the last house on his route and a beautiful blonde woman answers the door in a red silk robe. She greets him with a big smile and asks if he would like to come in for breakfast. The mailman blushes and says ok why not. The woman has a whole spread waiting at the table. Eggs and bacon, pancakes, OJ. The works. She busts out some champagne and makes some mimosas. After they finish she signals him to go up to the bedroom. They make their way up the stairs to the bedroom. She gets naked and they start to go at it. A few minutes in they hear he front door open. Moments later the husband walks into the bedroom witnessing the whole scene. She hands him a dollar and the mailman grabs his pants and jumps out the window. "What the hell is going on here?" Says the husband! The wife then said "I told you yesterday it was the mailman's last day on the job and asked you what I should give him. You said "I don't know give him a dollar, fuck him".