A blonde girl walks into a store and sees a small TV that she really likes. She asks the sales clerk, "How much for this TV?"
The sales clerk says, "I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Angry, but determined to buy the TV, the blonde girl storms out and dyes her hair black. She comes back the next day and says, "How much for this TV?"
Again, the clerk says, "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."
The girl, confused as to how he knew she was blonde, dyes her hair red and goes back the next day and asks, "How much for this TV?"
Again, the sales clerk says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Fed up, the blonde girl says, "Okay, I give up! How do you know I'm blonde every damn time??"
The sales clerk says, "Because that's not a TV, it's a microwave."
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