Brunette goes to a doctor

A brunette (naturally blonde though) goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Again?," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain.
The doctor says, "Hmmm, and your finger isn't broken?" She says, "No, I checked that this time." "Interesting," he says. "It's your other finger."


And in the version of the joke we all really want:

A brunette (naturally blonde though) goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Again, again!?," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain.
The doctor says, "Hmmm, and your finger isn't broken?" She says, "No, I checked that this time. Both of them!" "Interesting," he says. "I'm going to play with your vagina now." "OK!," says the blonde, as she starts screaming and moaning in a mix of pleasure and pain.