After a week on the island they are discovered by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals take them to their chief who gives the stranded men a choice.
Go out into the woods, gather ten of your favorite fruit and return to me for further instruction, refuse and die.
So the men set out. After a few hours the first man returns with 10 bananas. "What now?" he asked the chief. "Take your fruit and start shoving it up your ass, if you make a sound we kill you". The man gets the first in almost in when he whimpered, so the chief had him killed.
The second man returns with 10 berries and is told the same thing. He gets 9 berries in without a sound, then just starts laughing so the chief killed him.
In heaven the first man asked the second man " if you were so close why did you start laughing?" The second man grins and replies "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples"
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