Chick Drinks


Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:


Drink: Beer


Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.


Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks


Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.


Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks


Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.


Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.


Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)


Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.


Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.


Drink: White Zin


Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.


Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...


Drink: Shots


Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked.


Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

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