There once was a man that went into a bar inside a skyscraper near the top floor. He drank several shots and then proceeded to jump out the window. About 10 minutes later, the same man walked out of the elevator into the bar again and drank more before jumping a second time.
At this point another man had seen him now twice and was shocked when the man came back again.
He got up and asked the man, "How do you do that without dying?"
The jumper replied, "when you are drunk, your body is so happy that you float down to the surface."
The man decided to try this only if he could see the jumper do it again. After the man jumped and came back the man drank as much as he could and jumped. He didn't make it.
The bar tender observed for a bit before telling the jumper, "Superman, you are an ass when you're drunk."
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