Ass Stretcher

A woman is speeding to work because she is late.
A trooper pulls her over for speeding,and says where are you off to in such a hurry?
She says im late for work.
The officer replys what do you do?
She says im an ass stretcher.
He says whats that?
Im an ass stretcher.
Again he says whats that?
She says im an ass stretcher.
Oh what do you do he replied,she says i stretch assholes, i take an asshole and i stretch it for a while and then i work it out to about 6 feet tall, the cop replied what would u do with a 6 foot asshole, says give him a gun and a night stick.