A boy and his dad... and Bobo

A boy is at his dad's house, and just like every morning the dad cooks breakfast, sits down to eat and drink his coffee and read the morning paper. When he gets up the boy goes over and flips through the paper and sees an ad, Bobo the Clown is coming to town. He tells his dad "Dad! I wanna go see this!" His dad says "Alright, but you'll have to earn your ticket. You can go to work with me and I'll pay you a penny an hour so you can earn your ticket."

The kid goes with his dad to work every day for 3 weeks, and at the end of the week the father gives him the money he's earned. That weekend they go to the circus and the kid buys his ticket, and has just enough money left over for some popcorn and a drink. They sit down, he eats his popcorn and drinks is drink, and the lights go out.

Spotlight comes on and out come these huge elephants running around on tiny balls. "Whoa so cool!" Out come trapeze artists flipping through the air. "I've never seen anything like that!" Then out comes this little car into the middle of the arena. The door opens. Out come big clowns, small clowns, fat clowns, skinny clowns, smart clowns, retarded clowns. Then out steps a huge, tall clown. Clothes all tattered, says Bobo the Clown on the back. Then out steps a midget clown, he pulls out a microphone and hands it to the big clown. "Will seat B38 please stand up!" The light spins around the arena and stops on the kid. He jumps up, and the clown says "I see we found the horse's ass, lets see if we can find the rest of them." Everybody starts laughing at the kid, he starts crying and runs all the way home and cries himself to sleep. He goes to school the next morning and all the kids are making fun of him. He decides he's not gonna play around anymore and he's gonna focus on school.

He graduates years later and one of his teachers pulls him to the side, "I know what happened to you when you were younger, you had a rough time but pushed through anyway. So I'm gonna put you through college, and you're going to major in wittiest comebacks." The kid goes to college, coming back on occasion, and when his professor asks how school is he says "Good, top of my class!" He graduates and stays for a Master's.

He moves off and gets a job, and years later he's visiting his dad. His dad makes breakfast and sits down to eat and drink his coffee while reading the morning paper. He gets up and the son walks over and flips through paper and comes across an ad: Bobo the Clown is coming to town. He's been waiting for years for this opportunity, he has a notebook full of things he wants to say to the Clown, but has one circled really big.

That weekend he goes to the circus, he buys all the tickets, and has just enough money leftover for some popcorn and a drink. He sits down, eats his popcorn drinks his drink, and the lights go out. Out come these huge elephants running around on little balls. "I've seen bigger elephants before." Out come trapeze artists flipping through the air. "I've seen better trapeze artists." Then out comes this tiny car into the middle of the arena. Out come big clowns, small clowns, fat clowns, skinny clowns, smart clowns, retarded clowns.

Then out steps this one big, tall clown, clothes even more tattered, say Bobo the Clown on the back. Then out steps a midget clown, pulls out a microphone and hands it to him. "Will seat E62 please stand up!" Light spins around and stops on the man. "I see we found the horse's ass, lets see if we can find the rest of them!" The man snaps his finger, has his own midget come over, hands him a microphone, and he says "Hey clown! Fuck you!"