Three Indian detectives

The chief officer needed a detective so he decided to try three of the best detectives his superiors had to offer.

He presented the first detective with a picture of a suspect and asked the detective what he sees:
"Hmm.. " the detective squints "I can tell you that this man is a criminal and I would catch him on no time at all!". The detective is impressed by this confident response and asks him " how do you figure?"
"Oh man, it's hard to miss a man with one eye!"
"You moron! This is a side-on photograph!"

Thinking it could only get better, the chief officer invited the next detective in and presented him with the same picture and asked him what he sees.
"It's clear as day! I see a criminal that will be easy to catch!"
"How so?"
"Well how hard is it to miss a man with one ear?"
"You idiot! This isn't a full face picture!"

At this point the chief officer was feeling discouraged but since he only had one more to go he decided to give the next detective a shit. He presented him with the same photograph and hoped it wouldn't be another waste of time. "What do you see?"
"Mate, I couldn't be more sure that this criminal would be as easy to catch as a sloth in an enclosure!"
"Right... How so?"
"Listen chief, the criminal obviously wears a monocle!"
"How would you infer that?" Asked the not intrigued chief officer
"Well! A person with one eye and one ear couldn't possibly wear a pair of glasses!"

Credit to my grandpa.