What did Sloth say when he found gold?
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Sloth Jokes
Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?
Because her crippling depression leaves her una...
Why does the sloth "Flash" in Zootopia drives so fast?
Because it took a very long time for him to rel...
A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles
Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could...
How does a sloth hang itself?
By trying to jump rope.
So I said to this sloth, "listen here buddy.."
Before i could finish he interrupted me and sho...
A sloth walks into a bar
10 minutes later, bartender says "Sorry we're c...
What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?
Slothages.
Defunct Asylums
A certain South American nation had undergone a...
What do you call the Sloth Police?
The SloPo
Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth?
Ultamate frisbee badger!
What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth t...
How did the sloth become President of the tree?
He slept his way to the top.
So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles...
When the cops asked him what happened the sloth...