It's a busy day in Heaven....

So God figures he will let in the 3 next most pathetic deaths, and close up for the day. God asks the first guy "how did you die"?

Guy 1: Well, a co-worker told me my wife was cheating on me, so I left work early to catch her in the act. I got home to my 10th floor condo, burst through the door past my naked wife, and start looking around. Eventually I find a naked guy hanging off the balcony, so I step on his fingers and he falls 10 stories. But he's still alive down there, and writhing in pain! So I rush into the kitchen, pick up the fridge, throw it over the balcony onto the naked man below, killing him, but the stress from lifting the fridge gives me a heart attack and I die.

God: "That's sad, a wife should be faithful, go on in". God asks the next guy, "how did you die?"

Guy 2: Well, I was doing my daily nude exercises on my 11th floor condo balcony, and mid-jumping jack, I fall over the ledge. Miraculously, I catch onto the ledge below me, but a madman comes out and steps on my fingers, causing me to fall 10 stories. By your grace and glory, God, I manage to survive the fall. But then a fridge comes flying out of nowhere and lands on me, killing me.

God: "That's sad. Sloth is a sin and you were doing your part to fight it. Go on in"

God asks the third guy, "how did you die?"

Guy 3: Well I was banging this guys wife, and he came home early, so I hid in his fridge.