The cabinnals capture them unless they each bring back ten fruit.
The first comes back with ten bananas. The Tribe Leader tells him that they will shove the bananas up his ass, and if he laughs or winces he gets eaten. He gets the ten bananas shoved up his ass, but he cries out and is sent to "Cannibal Death Row".
The second guy comes back ten berries. The Tribe Leader tells him that they will shove the berries up his ass and if he laughs or winces, he gets eaten. The man, as the sixth berry comes in, starts laughing.
The man is sent to say goodbye to his friend before they both get eaten. "Dude, why'd you laugh? Yours was easy."
"I couldn't help it, I saw Dave coming back with ten watermelons."
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