....after consuming several alcoholic beverages. At this point, he's pretty pissed, and is having no luck with the females. He takes a seat at the bar, and spies a younger gentleman who is attracting all the women in the bar. The drunkard approaches him and says "Oi mate, what's your secret? How you getting all these women?"
The man replies "It's simple. I walk up to the girl I like and say 'Tickle your ass with a feather?' If she likes the idea, I'm in. If she replies "Excuse me?" I casually say 'Its starting to trickle outside, awful nasty weather' and move on".
"Ahh, I get you!" says the drunk.
So after a few more ales he sees an attractive looking women and stumbles up to her.
"Stick a feather up your arse?" he says.
The woman, shocked, replies "Excuse me?".
"I said its raining like fuck outside"
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