O'Grady came home from work one day to find his wife standing naked in their bedroom admiring herself in a full length mirror.
"What the hell are you doing woman?" he demanded.
"I went to the doctor today and while he was performing my physical he said I had a beautiful body," she replied.
"Oh really?" he asked indignantly. "Did he say anything about your fat Irish ass?"
"Why no dear," she said sweetly. "He didn't mention you at all."
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