A husband and wife wake up one Saturday morning to go hunting. However, it's raining and the wife doesn't want to go sit in the rain and exclaims "I don't want to go hunting!"
The husband turns and says, " Well you're either going, or I get to fuck you in the ass or you're sucking my dick! Now I'm going to get the dogs ready. I'll be back."
The husband comes back and he says "So?" And the wife says " Well I'm not letting you fuck me in the ass so I guess I'll suck your dick!"
So she starts sucking him off and says "Eww your dick tastes like shit!" And he replies "Yeah the dogs didn't want to go hunting either!!"
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