...And they encountered a native tribe who lived there. The natives tell the three men that they must complete a ritual, or else they will be killed. The first part of the ritual consists of going into the jungle and finding any 10 fruit and bringing them to the tribe.
The first guy goes out and finds apples, so he brings back 10 apples. He is then told to drop his pants and the natives inform him that they will shove all 10 apples up his ass. If he shows any type of emotion, he gets killed. First apple goes in, second apple goes in, guy starts crying and gets killed.
Shortly thereafter comes the second man with 10 cherries. They inform him of the procedure and begin. One cherry, two cherries, three cherries, four cherries, five cherries, six cherries, seven cherries, eight cherries, nine cherries and the man starts laughing, so he gets killed.
Going up to heaven, the first and second man meet, and the first man tells the second one "What happened?! You were so close, just one more cherry and you'd be alive still!"
Second guy replies: "Yeah, well, I made the mistake of looking sideways and I saw the third guy coming back with 10 pineapples..."
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