OK THREE GUYS GET STRANDED IN THE COUNTRY AND A FARMER FINDS THEM AND LETS THEM SLEEP IN HIS HOME.HE TELLS THEM THEY MAY STAY THERE BUT THEY MAY NOT TOUCH OR GO NEAR HIS SEXY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER OR ELSE HE WILL KILL THEM.SO FINALLY THE FARMER GOES TO SLEEP THE FIRST GUY GOES DOWN STAIRS AND HAS SEX WITH THE FARMERS DAUGHTER.THE GUY TRIES TO COME UP QUIETLY AND SUDDENLY THE FARMER JUMPES OUT AND SAYS WHOS THERE THE GUY SAYS"MEOW"" SO FARMER SAYS OH GOOD NIGHT YAH DUMB CAT.SO LATER THE SECOND GUY GOES DOWNSTAIRS AND HAS SEX WITH THE FARMERS DAUGHTER.THE SECOND GUY COMES BACK UP STAIRS AND GETS CAUGHT THE FARMER SAYD WHOS THERE THE SECOND GUY SAYS RUFF RUFF.THE FARMER SIGHS IN RELIEF OH GOOD NIGHT YAH F***IN DOG.SO THEN THIRD GUY GOES DOWN STAIRS AND HAS SEX WITH THE FARMERS DAUGHTER.HE COMES UP STAIRS THE FARMER YELLS WHOS THE THERE THE THIRD GUY YELLS ITS ONLY ME THE DOG.BOOM
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