Ruff Jokes

Ruff Jokes

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

THE THREE BARRELS


there were three girls running from the police...

Martha Stewart's Christmas letter to Erma Bombeck


Hi Erma,This perfectly delightful note is bein...

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

Patatoes


There were three girls in a car. One was a red...

Drunk driver and the preacher


one day a drunk driver was swerving all around...

Painful Puns


Hangover: The wrath of grapes.


Income Tax: C...

Blondes and Banks


a blonde a brunete and a redhead rob a bank, t...

Cops and Blondes


There was a blonde a brunnete and a red head t...

Blonde In a Potato Sack


A blonde, brunette, and a red head were drivin...

Potatoes


A red head, a brunett and a blondy are busted ...

Bank Robbers!!


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were tryin...

A radio show holds a contest for the best local talent...

A gentleman walks into the studio with a mutt o...

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

"Today sure was ruff"



Read that today on my ...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running away from a insane killer.

After some time running the brunette spots a ba...

Have you heard of the dog friendly bar?

I recommend avoiding it. It a ruff joint.

Did you hear about the dog who committed suicide?

It was really ruff on his family

My friend's dog died.

That's ruff.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff

...I'll see ...

Life is hard in a dog-eat-dog world...

every day is a ruff day.