This bloke is standing by the bedside of his dying boyfriend,
with a tear in his eye he watches him slip away into the next world.
One of the docters quietly comes up behind him and says
"I know this is a bad time for you, but we need to know what you want
done with the body, you know buried, cremated?"
The chap thinks for a while, crying quietly, and finaly says
"I'd like him curried please"
"Curried!" all the docters say in unision "Why?"
"I want to feel him slide out of my ass one more time!"
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