My job sucks

I work with these two fucktards, let's start off with this asshole who thinks he is hot shit. Constantly trying to play his clarinet whenever he can and always being an ass hat to me. Then there is my boss. He is ex navy seal, doesent mean he does his job any good. He's a fucking cheapskate and makes our products overpriced any chance he gets. Sure he has his nice moments but god he has a daughter that lives with her and she has to deal with his shit all the time. I remember he made soap out of leftover food. FUCKING LEFTOVER FOOD. Then there is the dick across the screet. This guy is about as short as a kid and is constantly trying to steal stuff from my boss in broad daylight. He is always fucking around on his "computer". For some reason he thinks his company will become extremely popular if he sells the same shit as us. My best "friend" comes and visits me at work all the time but I swear this guy is fucking brain dead. He couldent figure out how to open a jar. It wasent because he's not strong enough, it's because he's that fucking dumb. Anyways I make krabby patties for a living