Little Kyle is 4 years old and his brother Timmy is 3.
Kyle says "Hey, Timmy. Want to make mommy mad?"
"Sure! How?" Timmy says.
Kyle tells him "We gotta say a bad word, I'll say a 4 letter word since I'm 4. You have to say one that's 3 letters."
"OK! This sounds like fun!" said Timmy.
The 2 boys proceed downstairs for breakfast, and see their mommy getting ready for work.
"OK, Kyle what do you want for breakfast?" Their mommy says.
He replies "I'll have some DAMN cheerios."
Their mommy, completely shocked, smacks Kyle in the mouth due to his foul language. Still mad she asks Timmy what he wants for breakfast. Timmy says "Well, you can bet your ass I don't want cheerios."
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