Things to piss of your teacher

If youre bored in class and want to wreak havoc, try one of the
following:


1. If the teacher is the same sex, wink at them often when they
make eye contact. If this does not seem to disturb them, stop
immediately.


2. Masturbate.


3. If the teacher is bald(ing) have them come over to help you
with your assignment. Then fix your hair while staring at their
scalp.


4. Say you have to go to the bathroom because you.... (choose
one)
a. need a smoke
b. are going to take the girl that sits in front of you along
c. are meeting his wife/her husband there


5. If they have a daughter/son attending the school, raise your
hand and tell them that you ran out of condoms and they need to
remind their son/daughter to pick some up.


6. When they walk past, grab their buttocks and pretend you were
just working... dont worry theyll be too shocked to ask. (maybe)


7. Tell them their fly is open and then run up to the front of
class while theyre bent over to check and kick them in the
face.... or just laugh.


8. Raise your hand and announce that you finally destroyed all
of the dancing pixies and they wont bother you in class
anymore...then fake a seizure.


9. Pretend your invisible... (have some fun with that one)


10. Start your desk on fire.


11. Fart and blame it on the teacher.


12. Hit yourself in the face repeatedly and blame it on the
teacher.


13. Go to the office and say the Sex Ed. teacher is talking
dirty.


14. In history, yell that you were the man on the grassy knoll.


15. Start yourself on fire.


16. Smile the whole time while your teacher is lecturing.
Always make eye contact.


17. Lick your seat and tell everybody your guess of who was in
it last.


18. Raise your hand once and say you like their shirt. Then
five minutes later say you like their shirt. Then keep saying
it every 30 seconds for five minutes. Then every five seconds
until they hit you. Sue. :)


Oh, by the way, dont really do most of this unless you like
severe penalties, in that case add some of your own!!! :)