Sex With Teacher

So, Little Johnny comes home from school and says, "Mama, I must confess, I had sex with my teacher today". Mama says, "Johnny! You are only twelve! Go to your room and wait for your father to get home. Father gets home and says, "Johnny, I hear you had sex with your teacher today". Little Johnny sheepishly says, "Yes". Father says, "Son, I am so proud! I was fifteen before I had sex with my teacher, and here you are, only twelve. Good job, boy! Lets go get that bike you wanted. Early Christmas for my little-man." Little Johnny says, "Father, can we wait a couple of days, my bum still hurts"

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