These are the only ten times in history the F word has been acceptable for use... 10. What the @#$% was that? -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from? -Custer, 1877 8. Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that. -Einstein, 1938 7. It does so @#$%ing look like her! -Picasso, 1926 6. How the @#$% did you work that out? -Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling? -Michelangelo,1566 4. Where the @#$% are we? -Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass! -Noah, 4314 BC 2. Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out? -Bill Clinton, 1999 And . . . drum roll . . . . . 1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad. -Osama bin Laden, November, 2001
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