Bubba died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue had to call up his two friends to identify the body.
The mortician pulled back the sheet, and Jim-Bob said, "Yep, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his ass and said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
Jim-Bob left the room and then Billy-Joe was asked to identify the body. The mortician pulled back the sheet, and Jim-Bob said, "Yep, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over, and Jim-Bob looked at his ass said, "Nope, that ain't Bubba."
The mortician said, "How can you tell?"
Billy-Joe said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"He what..." asked the puzzled mortician.
"Yep, everyone in town knew he had two assholes 'cause every time the three of us went to town, people would always say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes!'"
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