The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker.

Three men show up at the pearly gates and Saint Peter is has already had a long and tiresome day.

Saint Peter tells the three men he will let them in if they tell him about a masterpiece they created and how they died.

The butcher approaches the gates and says "I had just finished cutting fillets from the most amazing tenderloin and when the jealous ex-husband of the lady I was seeing came in and stabbed me with my own knife. I have forgiven him though and hope he finds peace."


Next the baker steps up and tells his work and fate "I was just finishing baking the most amazing cake I have ever baked and was getting ready to let it cool when the jealous ex-husband of the lady I was seeing came in and shoved me in the oven. I have forgiven him though and hope he finds peace."


Finally the candlestick maker slowly steps up. "I had just finished a huge beautiful candle depicting you Saint Peter when the jealous ex-husband of the lady I was seeing came in and shoved it up my ass."


Saint Peter has a chuckle at the third man and says the other two may pass but tells the third "I noticed you didn't forgive him and you need to let go of the hate because I can't let you pass with a stick in your ass."