...As a guest arrives dressed in green, the hosts shouts out "Envy!", and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. The host says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
A couple arrives only wearing the color blue, and the host says "Depression!", and lets them in. A little later, two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," the hosts says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
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