A man decides to host a costume party and he tells all of his friends that the theme is to dress as an emotion. So a week later on the night of the party the first guy shows up dressed entirely in red and the host looks at him weird and says, "what are you supposed to be?"
The guy replies, "I'M RED WITH RAGE!"
"Alright, come in then."
A little while later the next person shows up and is dressed completely in green and the host just looks at them with a quizzical look before his friend says, "I'm green with envy!"
The host nods his head and waves him in. A couple minutes pass by and the third guy shows up; the host opens the door and his friend is standing there completely naked except for a pear on his dick. The host's mouth drops open and he says, "What the heck are you?!"
The guy just looks at him blankly and says, "I'm deep in dis-pear."
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