A man decides to throw a costume party...

...and asks all of the guests to dress up as an emotion. As the guests arrive, the host is increasingly impressed with the creativity of the costumes. A woman walks in dressed entirely in blue, representing sadness. A man comes dressed in a spider costume, representing fear. The party is a great success, when all of a sudden two men from Brooklyn walk in; one wearing nothing but a pear on his penis, and the other with nothing but a custard pie covering his crotch. The host is stunned, and immediately asks what in the world the two men think they are doing. "We came dressed as emotions, like the invitation asked!" said the first man. The host was furious, "how in the world can you possibly think these are emotions!?!". "Easy" said the second man. "He's deep in despair, and I'm fucking disgusted".

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