Translating for the Mob


A father takes his deaf mute son to the Godfather.....Father: Godfather my boy is a good boy but he can't get a job because he's a deaf mute.Godfather: I will give him a job as a bag man. He will pick up the money from my bookies and bring it back here. he doesn't have to talk to anybody. Two weeks go by and the Father is grabbed off the street brought to theGodfathers office. His Son is sitting in a chair all beat up.Godfather: $50,000.00 is missing, ask your Son where it is. The Father: turns to the boy and in sign language says...."What did you do? Where is the money? they are going to kill you!Son: (in sign language) I don't know anything about the moneyFather: Godfather my Son is a good boy. He says he didn't steal any moneyGodfather: Pulls a gun from his drawer and lays it on the desk and says..."ask him again" The Father: (in sign language) This guy is serious, he's going to kill you! where is the money?Son: (in sign language) I honestly dad I don't have any moneyFather: Godfather my Son says he doesn't have your money, Please believe him.Godfather: Puts the gun to the boys head, pulls the hammer back, and says..."ask him one last time" The Father: (in sign language) He's going to kill you for sure , for you mother's sake please ,WHERE IS THE MONEY?Son: (in sign language) all right , all right its in a shoe box in the attic under moms wedding dress!Father: Godfather my Son says GO TO HELL!

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