A boy coming of age turns to his elders for wisdom. This Apache brave approaches the tribes chief and asks.
"Chief, how do you decide what to name the tribal warriors?"
The chief says :
" when each child is born it is the duty of the medicine man to enter the wilderness and call upon the spirits for guidance to give each brave a warriors name. The medicine man may wander for days if the spirits wish until nature provides the title.
Your father was named 'running bear' for the mighty grizzly sprinting along the river. Your brother was named 'soaring eagle' for the wise bird searching for prey. Why do you ask 'two dogs fucking'?"
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