After training for months, the time had finally come for him to make his first real jump. The night before, in a panic, he called his father – who had also been a paratrooper.
“Dad” he said, “Tomorrow is my first jump and I don’t think I can do it.”
“Don’t worry,” said his father, “When you are up in the plane, you will remember all of your training and you will be fine. I felt the same way the night before my first jump and everything worked out. Call me tomorrow to let me know how things went.”
The next evening, the son called his father.
“How’d it go?” the father asked.
“Oh dad, it was the worst day of my life. We reached jumping altitude and I was the first trooper in line. I stepped up to the door, my knees were shaking and I froze. The drill sergeant was screaming at me, telling me to jump. The other troopers were mocking me, but still I was frozen. After what seemed like an eternity the drill sergeant yelled in my ear: ‘Soldier! If you don’t jump out of this plane by the time I count to three, I’m going to stick my dick all the way up your ass! One… two… ,“ the son’s voice trailed off.
“So? Did you jump?” asked the father.
The son replied, “A little at first.”
- Told to me by my father.
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