20> Slippery Slim's Happy Trails Snail Buffet
19> International House of Pancreas
18> Gandhiburger
17> Day-Old Discount Sushi Emporium
16> NRA Kill It/Grill It Steakhouse
15> Dahmer's Deli De-Lites
14> Tofu Bell
13> Jackass... the Restaurant
12> Hirsooters
11> Captain Tricky's Raw Pork Bar
10> Outhouse Out Back Steakhouse
9> Hairy Queen
8> Pee Wee's Hand-Jerked Chicken
7> Tastes Like Shiite Iraqi Cuisine
6> Phlegmpie's
5> Preggo's Sardine, Pickle and Ice Cream Parlor
4> Just Taste All That Greece!
3> Francisco McGillicutty's Bogus Ethnic Forced-Fun Emporium
2> Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf's Wonderful, Vermin-Free Restaurant
1> Bob Dole's Foot-Long Hot Dogs
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