An older couple is driving down the highway when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up to the driver side window and asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" And from the passenger's side, he hears a woman yell, "WWHHAAAAAT?!?" The driver turns to her and shouts, "HE WANTS TO KNOW HOW FAST WE WERE GOING!!!" Turning back to the cop, the old man says, "Sorry about that officer. My wife is pretty hard of hearing. And if we were driving a little too fast, I apologize and promise to slow it down." The cop says, "Uh huh. And where abouts are you folks headed?"
And again, "WWHHAAAAATT?!?!"
"HE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING!! I'm sorry, Officer.... Uh, Michigan. We're on our way to see our Grandson."
And the cop says, "Michigan, huh? Yeah, I used to know a gal up in Michigan. Worst sex I ever had."
The old lady yells, "WWHHHAAAAATT?!?!" and her husband turns to her and shouts, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!!"
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