15> O.J. Simpson -- "Okay, Fine, I Killed the Bitch. Happy?"
14> Dick Cheney -- "Oil the President's Men"
13> Kid Rock -- "Marshall Is Right: His Moms Is a Stupid Bitch"
12> Madonna -- "Britney Could Sure Use a Pack o' Them Breath Strips!"
11> Pat Sajak -- "Game Show Personalities I Vanna Nail"
10> Michael Moore -- "I Distort, You Deride"
9> The Menendez Brothers -- "Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut, Sometimes You Don't"
8> Jerry Rice -- "Commitment to Excellence, My Ass"
7> Justin Timberlake -- "I Banged Britney: My Big Book of Incriminating Pictures"
6> Jeffrey Dahmer -- "Finger Lickin' Good Recipes"
5> Chris White -- "My Brilliant Original Humor Formats, and How David Letterman, Jack Handey and Those Bastards at the Onion Stole Them From Me"
4> Kobe Bryant -- "Lying Hos and the Big Fat Lies They Lie-Lie-Lie About"
3> Lisa Marie Presley -- "Blowing Bubbles With the King of Pop"
2> John Travolta -- "101 Unspeakably Evil Yet Very Effective Brain-Washing Techniques Successfully Used on Me by Those Scientology Weasels"
1> Nicole Kidman -- "Of *Course* He's Gay"
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