Lets call them steve and bill
Steve is sitting next to bill so steve leans over to bill and asks "wanna have sex on a plane?"
Bill looks back at steve and says "dude there's no way that I'm doing that do you know how awkward that would be, eveyone would be watching us!"
Steve replys back "look no one is even paying attention" steve stands up and yells "CAN I HAVE A PENCIL?!"
No one gives a damn they're either reading, sleeping, or looking out of the window.
So bill is convinced and they have sex on the plane.
Once the plane has arived at the airport the stewardess is checking the plane to make sure that everyone has gotten off and then she notices an old man who has puked all over himself he is just covered in the filth
So the stewardess walks up to him and says "sir you should have asked for a bag!"
And the old man replys "I wouldn't dare, I saw one man ask for a pencil and he got fucked in the ass!"
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