This little boy was sitting on his grandpa's lap....

And his grandpa was smoking a cigar. The boy asked if he could have a puff and the grand-father replied, "Can your dick touch your ass-hole?". "No" The little boy replied. "Well, then, you can't have any of my cigar" The next day the grandpa was sipping a beer and again the little boy came and sat on his lap. "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?" Again the grand-father asked if his dick could touch his ass hole and again he said no. So one day the little boy had a plate of cookies, and the grand-father came around the corner. "Can I have some cookies?" The little boy looked at the grandpa and asked, "Can your dick touch your ass-hole?" The grand-father, with a smug smile said, "Why, yes, yes it can!" The little boy responded, "Well, then, go fuck yourself, grandpa, these cookies are mine!"

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