An Irishman with a penchant for coming home drunk after work every night is admonished by his wife every night as he comes in the door. Every night he just waves his hand at her and goes upstairs to pass-out until dinner is ready.
One night the wife decided she's had enough and would teach him a lesson. As they're eating dinner she says to him that she'd heard that men who behaved like him have been known to shit their guts out. "You don't want to shit your guts out now do you?" Again, he waves his hand and says "I don't believe in those wives tales".
The next night he came stumbling home again as his wife was making a chicken in the kitchen. He stumbles up the stairs, disrobes and passes out in bed as usual. The wife then takes the chicken innards and scatters them on the bed between his legs.
A couple hours later the man comes downstairs for dinner and says "You know, those wives tales were right. I actually shit me guts out".
"So are ya gonna quit yer drinkin then" she says.
The man then says, "Nay, it was a tough go but I was able to get em back in just fine."
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