Little Johnny is staying at his grandmother’s house for the weekend with his parents. He walks into their room in the middle of the night and wakes his mother. His mother says “What is it Johnny?”. Little Johnny says “Grandma has a shrimpy”! His mother looks at him puzzled. “She has a WHAT?” Johnny says “A Shrimpy!” His mother has no idea what little Johnny is talking about. His mother says “Come show me what you’re talking about”. Little Johnny leads his mother downstairs where his 85 year old grandmother is lying sprawled out on the sofa in her night-gown. Her gown is wide open and so are her legs. She is sound asleep.
Johnny says to his mother “Look mommy, Grandma has a shrimpy”. He points to her vagina.His mother laughs. “No, no, Johnny, that’s not a shrimpy. That’s her vagina”.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says “Wow! It sure does taste like shrimpy”.
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