>I'm going to admit something here that I'm not exactly proud of. It's kind of embarrassing so I'm going to whisper it...
> ^Sometimes ^I ^tell ^my ^friends ^I ^have ^a ^date ^for ^the ^evening, ^but ^really ^I ^just ^sit ^home ^looking ^at ^my ^butthole ^in ^the ^bathroom ^mirror, ^blowing ^it ^kisses ^and ^flexing ^my ^rectal ^muscles ^so ^it ^winks ^back ^at ^me. ^We've ^spent ^so ^much ^time ^together ^I've ^named ^him ^Tucker ^The ^Pucker. ^It ^was ^during ^one ^of ^our ^"dates" ^that ^my ^chubby, ^little ^gooch ^started ^to ^get ^jealous ^of ^my ^sleek, ^masculine ^shit-winker. ^It's ^a ^complicated ^relationship, ^you ^guys. ^Also, ^I ^couldn't ^help ^but ^notice ^how ^relatively ^close ^my ^nuts ^were ^to ^my ^asshole. ^Which ^made ^me ^start ^thinking, ^how ^do ^I ^not ^get ^shit ^on ^my ^nuts ^when ^I ^wipe ^my ^ass?
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