In a zoo there is a show with an Alligator.
The animal trainer makes the alligator open his mouth, pulls his dick out , puts it in the animals mouth and smacks it on the head.
After packing away his dong, he says: "I'll give 500$ to anyone who dares to try this."
The audience is in silence but after a while a tiny old lady stands up and mutters:
"Okay, I'll do it- but only if you don't hit me that hard on the head."
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